Tail twister 2

🦁🦁🦁Laughing Lions : 4
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Once ,  there was a Lion Tail Twister.  While installing he was told that his job was to twist the tail. But the experienced Installing officer also cautioned, " Amongst these Lions you will find very venomous snakes... Cobras! But don't worry, most of the times they are sleeping. So be careful,  while tail-twisting don't step on the sleeping Cobra's tails!

Laughing lions:3

🦁🦁🦁Laughing Lions : 3
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Once ,  there was a Lion Tail Twister.  While installing he was told that his job was to twist the tail. He did twist the tail,...but his own tail. When asked why so,  he said,  टेल ट्विस्ट होनेसे मतलब, मेरी हो या तेरी !

Laughing lions : 4

🦁🦁🦁Laughing Lions : 4
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Once ,  there was a Lion Tail Twister.  While installing he was told that his job was to twist the tail. But the experienced Installing officer also cautioned, " Amongst these Lions you will find very venomous snakes... Cobras! But don't worry, most of the times they are sleeping. So be careful,  while tail-twisting don't step on the sleeping Cobra's tails!

Laughing Lions : 6

Laughing Lions 🦁🦁🦁
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SIGHT FIRST :
In Lionism one makes a beginning as Leo. Their sole/soul project is always LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
and when they graduate upto a retiring Lion they do the project SIGHT FIRST !

सेलफोन का मोबाईल

सेलफोन का मोबाईल
अमेरिकेत ज्या फोनला सेलफोन म्हणतात, त्याला आपल्याकडे मोबाईल का म्हणतात ?
अहो, बराबरच् की ! आपली मानसं मोप बाईल वेडी नव्हं का ?

इथिओपियन मांजर !

ह्यावरून एक गंमत आठवली.
एकदा एक आंतरराष्ट्रीय स्पर्धा होती. हेल्दी बेबी सारखं हेल्दी मांजरांची. त्यात एका इथिओपियन मांजराला पहिले पारितोषिक मिळाले. लोक विचारायला लागले, असे कसे तिथे तर सारखा दुष्काळ असतो ना ? मग असे कळले की ती इथिओपियन मांजर नव्हती, तर तिथला वाघ होता !

Purchasing

असाच आमच्या कंपनीत एक परचेस मँनेजर होता. तो सारखा चांगल्या चांगल्या ठिकाणी दौरे काढी. एकदा गेला की लौकर परतत नसे. एकदा त्याची बायको खूपच् वैतागली. तिने निरोप दिला की हा उत्तर देई I am still purchasing.  ह्यावर बायकोने निर्वाणीचा निरोप पाठवला व तो पाहताच तो तडक घरी माघारी फिरला. कारण बायकोने लिहले होते, If you don't return immediately,  I will start selling what you are purchasing!

टेल ट्विस्टर

🦁🦁🦁Laughing Lions : 3
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Once ,  there was a Lion Tail Twister.  While installing he was told that his job was to twist the tail. He did twist the tail,...but his own tail. When asked why so,  he said,  टेल ट्विस्ट होनेसे मतलब, मेरी हो या तेरी !

Laughing lions : 2

Once there was a new incoming President of one Lions Club, from a small town . He was lectured, very heavily, by visiting District Dignitaries on who should be seated where,  as per Protocol. He had a tough time,  arranging chairs on the Dias.
After the meeting, when he went home,  he had guests at home. His in-laws, sister in law and brother in law. They had come from the district place. 
Poor fellow had to sleep in veranda, as that was the right place, as per Protocol!
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Laughing lions : 1

Once there was a President of one Lions Club.  He had practiced correct procedures and protocols throughout the year. He was so meticulous that he would not forget to put the Gaung to the bell, before adjourning a meeting.
Such a President went to Siddhi Vinayak temple to thank completion of his year. After paying respects to God, the Meticulous President went outside and rang the bell!  ( You know why!)

भालेराव के सुसंस्क्रुत जोक्स

भालेराव के सुसंस्कृत जोक्स : ४२

 

 

गणेश: स्तौति मार्जारं स्ववाहस्य अभिरक्षणे  |

महान् अपि प्रसंगेन नीचं सेवितुम् इच्छति  ||

 

( अर्थात : गणपती का वाहन है चूहा. उसके भलाई के लिये समय आने से गणपती खुद बिल्ली की स्तुती करते है. काम पडने पे बडे आदमी को हलके आदमी की तारीफ करनी पडती है. मराठी मे कहावत है, “अडला हरि गाढवाचे पाय धरी !” ).

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भालेराव के सुसंस्क्रुत जोक्स

भालेराव के सुसंस्कृत जोक्स : ४१

 

अश्वं नैव, गजं नैव, व्याघ्रं नैव च नैव च  |

अजापुत्रं बलिं दद्यात्—देवो दुर्बलघातक:  ||

 

( अर्थात : घोडे को बली नही देना, हाथी को बली नही देना, बाघ को बली नही देना, लेकीन बकरे को बली देना. भगवान दुर्बल का घात करता है ! ).

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